Cheifs daughters groom

A police officer in a small town stopped a moterist who was speading down Main street. " But officer, " the man begged, " I can explain..... " " Just be quiet, " snapped the officer. " IM going to let you cool your heels in jail until the cheif gets back. " " But i was just going to say....." " And i said be quiet, your going to jail! "

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, " lucky for you that the cheif's at his daughters wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. " " Don't count on it, " answered the man in the cell, " Im the groom. "